Mr. Bushido
Cool Story Bro. Tell It Again.
A man chooses, a slave obeys. - Andrew Ryan
My name's Josh, or Zeus. I'm a 21 year old ghost and in love with my wonderful girlfriend. I'm a gamer at heart.
Currently attending U of M for my bachelors in computer science.
This blog shall be filled with games I love, dogs that are fucking adorable and anything One Piece
Stand tall for the beast of America.
Gamertag & PSN: Hackslayd0g
A man chooses, a slave obeys. - Andrew Ryan
My name's Josh, or Zeus. I'm a 21 year old ghost and in love with my wonderful girlfriend. I'm a gamer at heart.
Currently attending U of M for my bachelors in computer science.
This blog shall be filled with games I love, dogs that are fucking adorable and anything One Piece
Stand tall for the beast of America.
Gamertag & PSN: Hackslayd0g
Women are so pissed about being objectified and then they objectify themselves by getting abortion which is literally saying “my body is just a thing I use for sex, not the actual divine purpose it was created for”
(via likelytofail)
| tourist: | could you give us directions to Olive Garden? |
| new yorker: | no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol |
| tourist: | oh you think you're clever??? |
| new yorker: | what |
| tourist: | i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness |
| new yorker: | oh... oh i'm so sor |
| tourist: | no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself |
| the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole |
necromorph-slayinglovemachine:
I’m not sure but I think I just accidentally created a legendary Pokemon
holy SHIT
(via dangruchy)
